I recently saw a post on BuzzFeed of a list of signs that you live in a big family. It was a little inaccurate, and being from a family of seven myself, I think my list is a bit more realistic.
12 Signs You're from a Big Family
- Long hot showers? Yeah right.
- You’re not surprised when your toothbrush is wet.
- If you want to have a private phone conversation, hide in the bathroom or the closet. Or on the roof.
- Just because someone’s singing an aria doesn’t mean somebody else can’t practice Carol of the Bells on piano at the same time.
- If you want seconds, you’d better inhale your food.
- “New” always means “new-to-you.”
- You’ll never have your own room, but you might graduate to the top bunk.
- When you make cookies, you always have to make a double batch because half the dough somehow disappears before the cookies are baked.
- A quiet house is downright creepy.
- Forget about sleeping in. Ever. Especially on weekends.
- Don’t throw your socks in the laundry. You’ll never see them again.
- It can take your parents up to 2 days to realize you have a friend over.